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                   OLD MAID

                   

                   I want to be an old maid
                   I'm an apple man
                   I'm a Chinaman
                   I'm a Frenchman
                   I'm a strawberry man
                   And I make jelly jam
                   I want to be an old maid
 

                   I'm a railroad man

                   I'm a fisherman
                   I'm a whalebone man
                   I'm a son of a gun
                   The girl I'm chasing
                   Got strawberry hair
                   And she wants to be an old maid
                   

                             There's a thousand pebbles in the sand

                   There's a man with a mask
                   He's a rubber man
                   And the man with the mask
                   Got an adding machine
                   He's a rubber man
                   He looks real but be ain't
                   He's got an adding machine
                   But he's a machine
                   A rubber man
                   He looks real
                   But he ain't
                   Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
                   

                   Children are great

                   They are like the sun
                   The know how to run
                   They got little dolls
                   And slinky runs
                   Children are great
                   They like the sun
                   They know how to smile
                   And they know how to run
                   Hi Ya, Hi Ya, Hi Ya,
                   Hi Ya, Hi Ya, Hi Ya,
 

                   I want to be an old maid

                   I'm a strawberry man
                   I'm a chinaman
                   I'm a railroad train
                   I'm a son of a gun
                   I'm gonna bite the apple
                  And free all the worms
                   I'm gonna dance in the rain
                  And show you the sun
                  I want to be an Old Maid
                  Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,Ha
                  I Want To Be An Old Maid
 

 

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