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OLD MAID |
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I want to be an old maid |
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I'm an apple man |
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I'm a Chinaman |
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I'm a Frenchman |
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I'm a strawberry man |
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And I make jelly jam |
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I want to be an old maid |
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I'm a railroad man |
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I'm a fisherman |
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I'm a whalebone man |
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I'm a son of a gun |
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The girl I'm chasing |
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Got strawberry hair |
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And she wants to be an old maid |
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There's a thousand pebbles in the sand |
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There's a man with a mask |
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He's a rubber man |
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And the man with the mask |
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Got an adding machine |
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He's a rubber man |
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He looks real but be ain't |
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He's got an adding machine |
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But he's a machine |
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A rubber man |
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He looks real |
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But he ain't |
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Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha |
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Children are great |
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They are like the sun |
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The know how to run |
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They got little dolls |
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And slinky runs |
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Children are great |
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They like the sun |
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They know how to smile |
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And they know how to run |
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Hi Ya, Hi Ya, Hi Ya, |
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Hi Ya, Hi Ya, Hi Ya, |
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I want to be an old maid |
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I'm a strawberry man |
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I'm a chinaman |
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I'm a railroad train |
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I'm a son of a gun |
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I'm gonna bite the apple |
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And free all the worms |
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I'm gonna dance in the rain |
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And show you the sun |
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I want to be an Old Maid |
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Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,Ha |
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I Want To Be An Old Maid |
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